Husband's Message (by text):

Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head, though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting effect. But I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot. Fingers crossed!

Wife's Response:

Who's Paula?

If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician