Psychology v Law

A bloke is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the bloke; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the bloke's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The bloke then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . .. . THAT'S TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The bloke whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people."

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

 

A man walks into Boots with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March......."

 

Surprised