Sex after surgery

"You'll be fine," the doctor said after finishing the young blonde woman's surgery.

"But, she asked, how long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, “Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils removed."

The furniture dealer

Eugene, a furniture dealer from St. John's Newfoundland, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home.

To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table; asked him something in French (which Eugene couldn't understand); so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded.

They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner..... after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Eugene has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.

Fettuccine Alfredo

This is only for people who like Italian food

Fettuccine Alfredo

Ingredients
10 ounces fettuccini pasta
1/2 cup butter
5 cloves garlic, chopped
1 cup heavy cream
1 egg yolk
2 cups freshly grated Parmesan cheese
2 tablespoons dried parsley

Directions

1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil.

Add fettuccine pasta and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain.

2. In a large skillet melt the butter and add the chopped garlic.

Cook on low for about 5 minutes, stirring often, making sure not to burn the garlic.

3. Pour about a 1/4 cup of the heavy cream into a small bowl.

Add the egg yolk and beat together; put aside. Pour the remaining cream into the frying pan.

Increase the heat to medium-high. As the cream starts to boil, mix rapidly using a whisk.

Slowly add the cream/egg mixture. You do not want the egg to curdle.

Continue whisking until well blended.

4. Add 1 cup of the Parmesan cheese and continue to mix the cream.

Pour in the remaining Parmesan and the parsley, mix until smooth.

Immediately remove from stove. Serve over cooked pasta.

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