Nice Souvenir Photograph of 24 Newly Wedded Couples in Enfield, Near London

Let's hope that each husband goes home with the right tablecloth

A struggling retiree

The Global Financial Crisis has affected us all but especially retirees on a fixed income.

A good friend, recently retired, has just now explained his desperate situation to me:

He has to eat moldy cheese ...

... and dried meat.

He drinks old wine ...

... and his car has no roof ...

... and his bathtub is outside in the garden.

And as he can't afford to buy sun creme to protect his nose,
he has to resort to desperate measures.

However, he struggles on ...

They are totally fake

You gotta be kidding me!!!

There’s no way those are her real fingernails.

 

What is wrong with that?

 

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment.

It seems a male caller dialled 000 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying here on the railway lines. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."

Apparently "remain calm and stay on the line" was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response.

Beats me!!